Marky Mark In Tighty Whities

Yeah, yeah, I know. A blast from the past. But I just couldn't help myself! Marky Mark is one fine fucker, and I still have a crush on that man. Back in the day, when he was first starting out, I bought a full-length shirtless poster of him. He was sagging something fierce, and I used to uh, do fun things with that poster. Knowing my luck, he's going to stumble across this blog...lol. Anyway, here's Marky from back in the day, performing at some halftime MTV celebrity basketball event. Love how he just casually drops his pants, and then prances around. Good Lord.

Ashton Kutcher In White Briefs

Oh, how I simultaneously love and loathe the bravado that makes up certain guys. Ashton Kutcher is one of those guys. He's delicious, though. This is perhaps old news to most of you out there, but I want to post it anyway. Ashton Kutcher on SNL in his tighty whities. Oh dear Lord I got faint the first time I saw this.